A Spork in the Drawer

Question Of The Day

Why is wanted war criminal Henry Kissinger being given op-ed space in the WaPo?

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Happy Anniversary!

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You Know You're A Lousy Person When...

...a former member of the Hitler Youth won't break bread with you:

Q: I’m sorry, the Pope doesn’t attend a dinner in his honor?

MR. STANZEL: No.

Q: How does that work?

MR. STANZEL: He doesn’t come into the building.

Q: But then it’s not a dinner for the Pope, is it?

MR. STANZEL: It’s in honor of his visit. There will be leaders from the Catholic community from all over the country who are in town for that visit.

Q: Is there a reason the Pope doesn’t attend the dinner?

MR. STANZEL: I don’t know. I don’t have the full extent of his schedule.

Not even the promise of Wiener Schnitzel and Blutwurst could get Ratzi to sit down with George.

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