A Spork in the Drawer

I'm No Fan Of Joe Biden's...

...but this is a damn good line:

There's only three things [Giuliani] says in a sentence: a noun, a verb, and 9/11

Needless to say, some wingers are freaking out.

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Biden

Yes, yes, I know everybody else is already on to this but how can I resist?

Mr. Biden is equally skeptical—albeit in a slightly more backhanded way—about Mr. Obama. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

At least Biden didn't add, "And his teeth are so white!"

My guess is Biden's presidential campaign is going to make like the Hindenburg.

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ADDED: Atrios reminds me of this gem from Biden:

Delaware, he noted, was a “slave state that fought beside the North. That’s only because we couldn’t figure out how to get to the South. There were a couple of states in the way.”

The crowd loved it.

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Joe Biden Endorses Chattel Slavery

Appearing in South Carolina:

Delaware, he noted, was a “slave state that fought beside the North. That’s only because we couldn’t figure out how to get to the South. There were a couple of states in the way.”

The crowd loved it.

This does not represent the modern Democratic Party.

And what is it with Dem Senators named "Joe"? Why are they all such jackasses?

[Via Lambert.]

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