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Uhhh...

U.S. safety officials have voluntarily recalled about 4.2 million Chinese-made Aqua Dots toys contaminated with a powerful "date rape" drug that has caused some children to vomit and lose consciousness upon ingesting the contents.

Scientists have found the highly popular holiday toy contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic "date rape" drug GHB (gamma-hydroxy butyrate), U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) spokesman Scott Wolfson told CNN.

CPSC spokescritter Julie Vallese suggests that anyone with these Aqua Dots should throw them out.

Gee, do ya think?

I know this is an unachievable dream but couldn't the relevant regulatory agencies, y'know, do their fucking jobs?

And what the hell is wrong with China?

Perhaps we should reexamine our trade relationship with that country.

Just a thought.

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