So It Wasn't Just My Imagination!

I've been feeling so much safer of late and now I know why:

The size of the US government's secret list of suspected terrorists who are banned from flying to or within the country has more than doubled in the past year.

The no-fly list jumped from about 10,000 known or suspected terrorists one year ago to about 21,000, according to government figures. About 500 are US nationals.

Hurrah for making us safer!

And I'm sure none of those terrorists are simply British tourists who use Twitter; our Government is only after the Bad Guys!

And in even better news, which will no doubt also make us safer, soon you will be able to pay a private company money and be able to fly (heh, see what I did there?) right through those airport security lines! No more forced-mixing with the poors!

Ain't America grand?

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