Bushland? Gingrichland?? Cheneyland???
posted by gyma
Which one of our failed politicians should we use as a theme park? The French have chosen Napolean.
The Battle of Waterloo, which put an end to Napoleon's rule in France, is expected to be recreated on a daily basis and visitors may even be able to take part in the reenactments.
They will also be able to take in a water show recreating the Battle of Trafalgar.
A museum, a hotel, shops, restaurants and a congress are all expected to be built at the park.
Planners are also hoping to recreate the killing of Louis XVI, France's last King, who died after being guillotined during the Revolution.
And in another attraction visitors may be able to ski around the bodies of soldiers and horses frozen on the battlefield.
Oh, the possibilities!
Will visitors be able to recreate Nappy's brooding, slow death on St. Helena?
And in another attraction visitors may be able to ski around the bodies of soldiers and horses frozen on the battlefield.
Fun for the whole family! Unfortunately, this will reduce the impact of my planned "Encirclement at Stalingrad" theme park. Back to the drawing board!
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Posted by: spork_incident | 24 January 2012 at 13:11
That whole story was so full of win. Let's hope something like this doesn't happen to those on family vacation at Napoleanland.
Posted by: gyma | 24 January 2012 at 13:43