No, I'm Not Watching
posted by gyma
This pretty much sums up how I feel about the Royal Wedding. The woman sitting next to me at work plans on staying up to watch tonight. She'll be worthless tomorrow.
Of all the cheesy Will & Kate memorabilia I've seen hawked on the Internet, this one takes the cake:
Issued to celebrate the wedding of Prince William to Catherine, this limited edition ring is cast in a deep royal blue silicone and features a delightful raised motif reminiscent of crowns of regency past. Rejoice in a very special union of your own.
Er, this refers to a vibrating ring that isn't worn on your finger, if you know what I mean. There's video at the link. I'm not sure if it's SFW because I watched with the audio turned off. Consider yourself forewarned.

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