Move Over, Rick Santorum...

...and make room for JD Hayworth:

Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ), who is challenging Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) in the Republican primary, has declared that he supports a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage -- because to do otherwise could lead to a man marrying a horse.

It should be noted that Hayworth has never denied having carnal relations with a horse.

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